Stupid Enguish Mistakes...

Haha.... I wonder why, im always making silly enguish mistakes within a day.....

Case 1

'Used to be' and 'Was' both refers to events that has happened before rite?? im confused la....

SiQi: Eh, got see Rui Zhen???
ah Kiat: Ay,[pointing to outside] She used to be there....

Jeremy & Marcus are laughing like hell at me.... hahas... Im still wondering why I said used to be, rather than was... Actually, no difference rite??? lol.

Case 2

Beside West Mall, in MacDonald,

Auntie: Hi...
ah Kiat: I want a 二十 piece Nugget...
Jeremy: Laughing like hell again....

Haiz... wad wrong wif saying 二十 piece Nugget rite?? haiz.....and he shared the joke wif Marcus, Lawrence & Fio, and guess wad, all laughed like hell..... haiz...

Case 3

Actually, its just a slip of tongue. I join the Hotstuff people to participate in the Hweesbee competition...

Hweesbee=Frisbee....grinz~

Anyway, the Hweesbee tourament is held at Malina City Park...

Haiz... U tink ur Enguish better than mine meh?? Then ah Kiat asks u something...

How to pronounce Loyal & Lawyer???

Okie, for those who noe I read books, but dun believe it, and have no idea what books i read. Here's an example...

hahas.....a 4D ten years series, giving a review on wads the hottest number from the past 10 years.... heez...

關淑怡‧李克勤《只想你會意‧依然相爱‧明天你是否依然愛我》Live @ 名曲滿天星

i luv this man....Especially 李克勤....

MissinG MomentS---Maximum Effort~

Maximum Effort!!!

i suddenly miss this word... I always hear this from my Course Commander when im still a trainee at School of Physical Training... I used tat word always when i train my recruits.

I kinda miss Army days, those days sharing Fitness tips with my recruits... I call it sharing, as I dun Tekan my trainees... grinz~ Those days when they will scold vulgarities behind my back.. hahas... But they will come up talking to me now, whenever I see them...

Miss those days playing winning 11 wif my campmates, i sucks in the game really.. Miss saying bye bye to those guards everyday... grinz~ Miss those guessing games at Chevrons....

Maximum Effort.....

im gonna put in Maximum Effort in

i) Studying
ii) Learning English
iii) Standard Chartered 42Km run.....

Am I really Old??

ah KiaT 老了ma??

People say he's balding, but the actual fact is the Uncle cut his fringe too short... They say he looks cool with his visor, well coz it hides my balding forehead rite?? lol~

He loves to sing songs during lecture, especially to his friends. Well, to brighten up the dull lecture...

ah Kiat loves to sing Oldies.... 赵传---爱要怎么说出口 is my favourite hit now, followed by 王杰---忘了你忘了我 and 童安格---明天你是否依然爱我... Is it due to his generation?? hahas, but oldies are very nice, their melody rocks, and the lyrics meaningful.... and he certainly loves sad songs..... [if only Kbox serves Kopi too.... do they??? hahaz...]

爱要怎么说出口 still ringing in ur ears??? grinz~

He can sing 周杰伦 songs too, so dun think he is really 安哥...
安哥 Kiat is really kinda busy, have alot of things to do... His off-days are now delicated to training for the marathon now.... But 1st priority is to form his study group, and study.... Especially when his Balance Sheet ALWAYS cannot balance.... haha...

I want to go night cycling now........and eat more supper..... Looking forward to Joga Bonito this sunday......

Well, his friends all know about his stupidness in his language...Every sentence he says is bound to be screen for mistakes by his friends... haiz, provide entertainment for them lo.....

So start teaching him english now....


1st Enguish lesson..... lol

Fast and Furious Hokkien Drift

hahahas...this is so dem funny~~
enjoY & smileZ...

KuKu agaiN---wif my Enguish~[Part 2]

I believe all of us bathe and wash our hair.. Look, even such a simple activity in life, ah Kiat can oso make a joke out of it....

My fringe was a mistake... The Uncle cut it dem short, hence giving people false impression that i'm BALDING.... But deep inside my heart, i noe.... 3-4 strands of hair always drop when i bathe....



Case 3
ah Kiat: die la, everytime i washed my hair wif shampoo, then put moisturizer on it and afew hairs drop....


hahaz... tio suaned by her again... realised my silly mistake???
Its supposed to be Conditioner, not Moisturizer.... anyway did i spell it rite?

Haizzzz, I helped her at her BD booth, haiz in return ganna this treatment...lol hiak hiak...
anyway i juz realised moisturizer refers to the lotion apply to skin.... haha so kuku...


Uncle Kiat seems to have no childhood.. hahaz, he doesn't noe how to play simple arcade games like Bubbles Memories, Bubble Puzzle or is it called Puzzle Fighter??? lol... but he still win those who insist they are experts in them...grinz~


I juz realised something....My friends wun asked me wad drink I wanna have... They'll just : Oei, Kopi ah????

haiz... so Uncle le me... muz change image...



And when ah Kiat asked his friends,

ah Kiat: Ay, the 1st time U guys saw me, u all wanna communicate wif me in English or Chinese????
Friends: [不约而同] HOKKIEN LA.......




haiz.... bad bad.... I must change my image le.... [Btw, got pple say i got the beach boi look...... wahaha.. dun Zi Lian le....]




Pls teach me Vocab eh.... I muz upgrade.....

KuKu agaiN---wif my Enguish~

Student Kiat is back.... Been 5 days since i last made an entry... ah Kiat had been busy wif his life, attending lectures, tutorials, gatherings, birthdae parties, SRC stuff & settling some personal stuffs.....


Juz when he think that his English has improved drastically, the truth sank in, and he fell rock bottom....


Case 1
ah Kiat: Eh, i juz went to watch this new chinese movie
Jeremy: New movie??? wads the name?
ah Kiat: eh...the wad ah, let me think....
The Bouquet...
Jeremy: hmmm the bouquet???
ah Kiat: ya... The Bouquet... u all haven seen?
Jeremy: The Bouquet???? AH KIAT!!!! its The Banquet!!!!!!!!


omg.... so Kuku... I've actually pronouced The Banquet as The Bouquet....


Case 2
ah Kiat: Do u have tissue papers?? I need to wipe away my tails....

cant get it?? somehow i pronounced tears as tails..... and i was wif Wanshi then, and she laughed at me AGAIN.....



Advise given from her is, common stop ur english la, 我跟你讲华语 la...........


haha... Case 1 is such a big joke now tat i guess all my pals will start to laugh again, by my entertainment..... haha~

actually there's more cases, but i kinda forget, and better not embarass myself....


I NEED A ENGLISH TEACHER TO TEACH ME.....
U NOE WHO U ARE..........
JUZ WALKIE-TALKIE ME....



or is it I 无药可救??????





Marcus & My Hair.....[we luv our tails]





I wonder why Yuanwei say we are F4...[waakarawuli, F4 suckz]

Project [F]itness---Full Marathon

i guess im going sign up for this year Standard Chartered Run 2006...
but its dem expensive now for registration...
S$75 for 42Km.......

im still considering.....
i've got friends running tat le....
my chief running, my buddy running....
should i join them???
my bank statement still allow that....
can my injured knees take it??
estimated 5hr 30min to take.....

money VS goal.....
its always been my dream to run a full marathon.....
a dream which i hope to achieve before this uncle grows any older...


who wanna join me?? quick quick.....
how how how????

i tink i'll reach a decision by end of week....
[endure & excel]

im feeling lost....

李圣杰 重来

有多少爱能重来?
多少人愿意等待?
失去之后才明白
走进回忆的安排
一幕一幕的对白
上演我们的未来
期待原来是一种伤害
深爱的人一离开
是我不敢
忽略你给我的爱
现在我只想
回到最初的时候
不愿让你再泪流
寂寞之后
只有你会陪着我
现在我只想
回到最初的时候
我知道你还爱着我
亲爱的你
请你握紧我的手
请你看看我
请看需要你的我
一切重头
真的需要你的我
只要你回头





明天会更好????
im juz too lost now to think...........

OG 4 & OG 2 Sentosa Trip.

some selected pictures....
dun wanna post too many, wait someone else say i zilian AGAIN.....

Surprises.....

im being invited to their chalet... the combine chalet of OG2 & OG9...
haha... wad a surprise i've got, when they suddenly appear wif a birthday cake to celebrate for me....
And a hell lots of food are awaiting for me, but im juz too full to finish all....

Ya, thanks.... ah kiat is touched.... grinz~

[ps: have problems wif other pics, these are the ones which can be posted]

[Charles, Lawrence, Marcus, Me, Fiona & Jeremy]


[jeremy & me]

古巨基---劲歌金曲 MTV

Must listen till the end~

王杰 & 叶欢---你是我胸口永远的痛

安哥Kiat's generation songs....
Dun laugh at me ah, infact I love Oldies.....
The older, the better.... But dun say I like antiques....

[look at how young 王杰]
[ps: pls comment if u cant hear these songs, do wait for awhile to load]

郑伊健---友情岁月

Haha...
I've finally got this song.... Be patient to load this, else the song will stop halfway....

有人跟我说要学会郑伊健的粤语歌来泡美眉.....
grinz~

五月天 - 鹹魚

Hope U can enjoy this Meaningful Song....
Chinese Version of 憨人....



i simply luv their song...
so dem meaningful, omg....

Project [S]

This is my Commanding Officer[CO]... 3SG Ng is attached to her unit for unlimited period of time... grinz~

This CO sets super high standard for her unit, and she is quite demanding at times, expecting good performances from her man....
In this unit, U are like serving SOL forever, 分分秒秒 have to report, else risk serving Guard Duties at wkends... grinz~

On 02 Sept 06, CO bring her man out, on a outfield training at Sentosa, codename " Project [S]"

Below are some of the pictures.....

Would U believe tat my 1st trip in a cable car????? heez

actually have more pics to post, but i guess its better to reserve those, and not to post too many here...like very zilian....

咸鱼也要有梦....

我是一只咸鱼 不想承认也不能否认
不要同情我笨 又夸我天真 还梦想著翻身


im too easy-go-lucky le....
im too lazy le....
im so disorganised....
my room will never be tidy....
always get nagged by Mom & CO....
so many unneccessary misunderstanding...
im too laidback...[Not Brokeback okie...lol]
im 吊儿郎当...
im nua...


咸鱼就算翻身 还是只咸鱼 输得也诚恳
至少到最後 我还有咸鱼 不腐烂的自尊


i never seem to strike lottery....
im more into melody than lyrics....
im good in maths & numbers....
im not so disciplined....
im like no goal in life.....
i love to teach more sports.....
i love to play more sports....
i like to teach sports in school seriously.....
i wish to be working either in sports or finance industry....
i haven fufill running a full marathon....
i haven been doing tutorials consistently....

damn it~~


我如果有梦 有没有错 错过才会更加明白 明白坚持是什黱?
我如果有梦 梦要够疯 够疯才能变成英雄 总会有一篇我的传说


Will u believe, after 1 yr, my Fitness Instructor Course[FIC] form is still with me, hence i still haven get a certificate for tat????
i really tink tat paper maybe useful to me now......

My finances are draining deeply, into the red le.....
Unpaid debts are mounting up.....
Facing bankruptcy soon.....
Still in the process of finding ad hoc jobs....


我没有任何天分 我却有梦的天真
我是傻不是蠢 我将会证明用我的一生


也许放弃掉一些活得更轻松 我却不再是我
我不愿一生晒太阳吹风 咸鱼也要有梦

咸鱼的梦有你.....

有一天有我的天空

BirthdaY CelebratioN~~

3 安哥s are out to celebrate Ah Kiat's birthday in advance... They always meet out during the night for supper... Today, they went to Bottle Tree Village[which is ah kiat fav place] for dinner.

Bottle Tree Village is located in Sembawang, quite ulu...Its a dem nice, cosy place to dine out, the food are 价廉物美... Ah Kiat rates them better than Fisherman Village.. grinz~ quite romantic too~ but wad the hell, im spending wif 2 GUYS!!! omg

欢喜就好 [hua hi tio ho]
The pictures below may be shocking to some, but we are not Hungry 鬼, we are just Supper Kings....

I feel bad, never bring Bana come..... grinz~
but its a guys nite......



[1st dish---Salad You Tiao]













[2nd dish---Kang Kong + chilli lots lots]













[3rd dish---Mian Pian Prawns]













[4th dish---Chicken (wtf, like from KFC!!)]













[5th dish---Hey Zhuo]













[Dish of the day---2X Chilli Crab...]













[I start the ball rolling.... =) ]












[Trying to act 斯文???]



[Finally, the food are finished partially]



[OMG.. they KO & start taking pics... hahas]













[Wad the hell.... this fellow still eating!!!]













[Food almost done..... But wait....]













[Is he taking a break????]













[Im 大胃王]













[OMG... He's still eatinG???? ]













[Finally........]


[Zongwei & Ah Kiat]


[NGs can eat...]



Certified... The smallest eat the most... hahaz....
Shit...meeting my poly mates tml for dinner too... another eating session..
Looks like my September is really a month for exercising......


[tink my body really got worms.... any anti-virus???]
okie .... crap..... hahas....