its typical for people to use abbreviations for reference to long words....
as Human are lazy & 懒惰 & lazy des & 懒惰泥....
by saying any word with more than 3 syllabus, their hearT will pound extra, and Human generally cant multitask... Hence, with the extra pounding, they cannot concentrate on breathing, hence they are very 喘喘喘....
--adapted from Kiatism School of Thoughts, Chapter 7, sub section 3 (2b)
Hahas... ah Kiat shall quote some examples.......
BRB = Be Right Back
BB = Bye X 2
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
TMR = Tomorrow
KNS = Kan Na Sai
BHB = Buay Hiao BaiCB = Central Bank
ASAP = As Slow As Possible......
POA = Please, give me One A
PBF = Please, Better dun Fail
SOCI = Soci Olways Cannot be Ignored
IBM = Ibm is Beri Miserable
orh.... try hardeR.....
i get it... >_<
Yeah...
Introducing the 日本紫菜, Tao Kae Noi.....
Tao Kae Noi, once u start, u really cant stop.....
ah Kiat loves the Hot & Spicy one the Most, followed by Wasabi......
and while creating this post, he is still eating and typing.....
Qn: Do u tink ah Kiat use his fingers to take the seaweed, and then continue to type??? [5 marks]
a terrible sore throat, wif a weak voice eating the real spicy seaweed = Get Well Soon.... hahaaa =P
all rite my dear Kiatizens,
TML a long day, hence going Orh Orh le....
For my friends who frequent this web, here's a small gifT for all of U!!!!
yes, U & U...
左边的朋友, 右边的朋友, 上面的朋友, 下面的朋友......
yeah..... Click on it and it will deliver to u.....
serious!!!!
after clicking, stare at the picture, the Red Man for 1minute, and try hard NOT to blink.....
Wad will u seee???
Hahaa.... yes....
its my 色思 voice, where 色思 = Se Si = SexY~...
my voice is measured at around 15 decibel....
Why do my voice turned into this???
Well, the series of bad humid weather, add on to ah Kiat poor daily comsumption of water, add on with some spicy dishes, add on with singing some songS.....
Hahaa... but i still can talk now, sing perhaps, shout unlikely... hahaa....
anyway yesterday was another new experience..... 5189 was resting at home, hence 9334 came, and off they went..... Eat-ING....
and 在雨中奔驰是一件很不同的感觉.......
when the droplets shoot down on ur face.....
gives the same feeling then when we were playing soccer in the heavy rain....
on saturday, ah Kiat went woody alone to study....
and while ah Kiat is resting, he sub-consciously looked into the eyes of the 2 guys sitting beside him.... and the 2 guys immediately apologised to ah Kiat, thinking that they talked too loudly to disturb him.....
Gosh... hahaaa......
ah Kiat is so proud to complete 2 very important things that he had wanted to do for a reaL long time......
Simi Mee Kia???
1) Tidy his Pig-Sty
2) Pump his gym ball.....
yeah* my room has a total new look......
ah Kiat couldnt upload the song that he wanted to play here.....
What song??? hahas only Wacharawayne noes......
hence, this new song is the 2nd option....
苏永康 's Sorry......
and should i say, or shouldnt i say?? or should i say???
Well, okie.... ah Kiat turning deaf....He couldnt hear his alarm ringing this morning, and by the time he 自然醒, its already 0845hrs.... and off he missed his LBO local revision this morning...
yup, this is bad... Refrain from such behaviour... Lessons are important, but then again, LBO can be achieveable from self-learninG.....
Fatigue level is high, Throat is sore.... Wacharawayne wanna ask me go KTV sing some Thai songs with him, unfortunately ah Kiat cant......
他很想唱歌, 很想唱一些 wayne 所说的感性的歌.....
But ah Kiat 现在只能唱 la La LA 就唱不上了......
Hahas.... anyway cannoT... Exams are almost 400m away...
i wonder if Woody will have alot of people, else ah Kiat may fly there later..... and tml shall be there too..... FULL DAY schedule.... ME & PBF....
and theres Man U match later at 1930...
and he cant be at home later.... There's a function at his house, and ah Kiat honestly dun really like this particular one.... Hence, most likely Woody will be his 2nd home later!!! or unless Wayne wants to catch the game with me....
See How la... who ask HOW is so popular!!! =P
Bad Hair day....
taken afew months ago....
and yesterday, Chiok asked about my IPPT run then...
so ashamed to tell my ex ex Chief... haiz... standard dropped tremendously....
but still faster than the Oh PC & ah GU... haha ke lian him.......
and Buddy, the new PT Handbook also feature ur charming look...
and hor, Urs is definitely nicer lo!!!
Haiz...... Standard CHartered Pictures, urs are nicer, this one same too...
hahaa.. =D
and then hor, My left ankle stills hurt now....
the mini lump is still there....
and yesterday while playing some jumping games, the acute pain can still be felt....
Rehab @ Gym and Pool le, wad else to do??
How How How???
where's my Sports Scientist to advise..........
Disclaimer...
my dear friends may asked Simi Sai on my tag box....
even my only Thai friend burst out laughing about that.. hahas...
i think both ah Kiat & Ms FU1 are commenting on different stuffs, im supposed.... Hence Confucious occurs....
ahhem* i mean Confusion....
and like wad they always say,
"if U cant Convince them, Confuse them......"
anyway, apologies for the sudden burst of retaliating yesterday....
But then again,
Quoted from ah Yi,
Edited jointly by Wacharawayne & ah Kiat,
"and if U dun wanna read Boring Poor Enguish stuff,
see the Top right hand corner?
Dun run there and touch it like a Stupid Recruit...
Rather, let ur cursor do the running, and Click it....."
ah Kiat has early LBO local revision yet again.....
He still recalled during his early school days, whenever his friends asked wad lesson are he having later, its always so coincidenally, LBO......
and yet, he dun wanna find his relative that early yet, perhaps the lactic acid haven sink in yet, and perhaps ah Kiat wants to complete this unfinished post.....
[fyi: Lactic Acid is produced during exercises, and it causes u to feel tired...]
ah Kiat went back to Army Fitness Centre today, to attend a seminar.....It always feel good for him to go back camp, and ya to do wad u are best in doing....
Kwek jokingly commented, "What is Smart 4??? we only noe wads PT kit and we report in them for reservist...."
Haha... may sound proud to most people, but ah Kiat must stress that its just the culture, loving ur job, ur interest.... Just like the UK army may say their army are the Best, and the CDOs are the Fittest blar blar.... it doesnt matter anyway, we contribute in different ways.....
anyway it always feel nice getting back to see Old friends whom i haven see for a real Long time.... and those seniors that ah Kiat used to 千杯不醉 with them.... Hahas.... Han even asked me out for a drink after LBO exam!!! yeah~ ya la, ah Kiat used to really drink alot then....Bad Bad....
Now, ya he still drink.....
ALOT of Vitasoy~
Talking about Vitasoy...
[Click to see on more benefitS!!!]
ah Kiat shall share his experiences on why he simply loves it!!!!
1] Vitasoy is produced from Organic Farming...
2] Selling at AC of $0.70, which is lower price of Can Drinks...
3] And it gives U a wide range of nutrition for ur Health...
4] Sometimes, Vitasoy may come FREE for him.... haha... blehz..
5] Vitasoy can be used as a surprise Gift...
6] Vitasoy assist the stomach to feel Fuller for lunch....
7] Loves the sight of people poking the straw in, and the drink spilled out... =P
8] Vitasoy assist ah Kiat's brainy to concentrate better after lunch, on newpaper.
9] a Challenge to prevent the straw from slipping into the packet... haha am i rite, Ms Wong???? opps hahas....
10] Vitasoy contains 0.000%[to 4 sig fig] of alcohol....
Okie, my blog colour is Black...
Hence, the above 10 dishes are all Black Pepper CraP.....
okie, allow me to use 1 more time...
8 X Or Kis.....
anyway AIM of this post is to highlight the day for ah Kiat....
at Least he is occupied, and able to concentrate on things to do......
and after exams shall be Fitness Conditioning time......
shall add another $200 to my Gold
Safra Run, Stand Chart, here i come!!!!
obviously not joining that Crazy Endurance race, where registration cost $300+.... siao~
ah Kiat cant multi-task...
wif Things to do, he cant think on alot stuffs......
suddenly feel like going for a drive out, BUT only with my 2 relatives ba....
有人说,
所有的故事, 也有结束的一页.....
电视节目, 也有大结局的时候...
世上没有不闪的宴席....
演唱会也有到了尾声的时刻........
五月天是否会陪你老了还在玩摇滚???
你
最近不说话
怎麽了为什麽
是不是有什麽事让你不快乐
听说你
最近很孤单
有点乱有点慌
可是我却不能够在你的身旁
你想要的
我却不能够给你我全部
我能给的
却又不是你想要拥有的
我们不适合也不想认输
好几次我们抱着彼此都是想要哭
你常解释这样的一切都只是开始
我觉得是所有的一切早就已结束
不想再约束
不要再痛苦
下一次会有更好的情路
[faster than train....
For once, Endure & Excel don't work~]
alot of students didnt attend this paper, hence here's the examiner report...
Do have a nice look at the solutions!!!
School of Kuku-nism
2007 Far East ZB Paper
Please read the Question carefully and answer them on the tag box neatly....
my ah Mei asked......
1a) 一只狼不小心掉进很冷的湖, 变成什么??? [13 marks]
1b) 什么药材最容易迷路??? [12 marks]
Answer
1a) 冷死人... Kua See Lang[狼]
1b) 人生[Ginseng]........
why??? coz....
人生地不熟.......
不要暗笑.....
暗笑会得内伤.......
笑口常开, 笑死活该.......
so lets open our mouth and.....
HAHAHA-HER, HAHAHA-Her, HAHAHA-Her......
[ps: Hotstuff Understand.....]
which category does u belong to??
1) Ectomorph
2) Mesomorph
3) Endomorph
hahas... wad are we talking about??
Well, our body can be classified into 3 different groups.... all thanks to ah Chua, who revived these 3 words in my memory~
this is wad ah Chua says....
Ectomorph are for people like me and donovan.... Small built, hard to gain weight, but easy to lose them....
Mesomorph are for people like Kwek and Joe.... Easily Muscular, well porpotioned body, easily gain and lose weight.....
Endomorph are for people like him.... Not necessarily fat but easy to gain weight and hard to lose them...
which category u belongs to?
Had a small chat with him today, and have u ever come across a feeling where u suddenly want to meet up wif those good friends that u hardly see nowadays???
well, simply give those people a page and meet up....
These are small things in life, but are very important....
最重要的小事™
ah Chua, Kwek and ah Kiat lives in the North, but we hardly meet up.... Buddy, u can drive ur 小绵羊 up in future....
Lookin forward to 九月.... WHY??
its Space Cial....coz
its ICT time, and time to see my old army friends there.....
Herwan is with KFCC now.... Lao Chup is Chief PTI for Arti now, i tink.... hahaa..
Where's Chioky Pocky and Hans??
and nowadays small boy boy ah beng are very weak.... Lao Chup conduct 1 training for Arti mono-intake and 1/3 of them fall out... HAHA.... lasttime when im there where got like this one..
What will i do for ICT???
as im a non-FCC PTI, most likely i will mend the gym.....
xuete!!!
i wanna conduct IPPT!!!!!
and then Wacharawayne comes he can get gold, as i will close 2 eyes....
才怪....
im as Fair as Snow White...
erm, i mean as Fair as oh my 天's cousin, 包青天
[don the uniform agaiN!!!]
okies, everyday i finish studying i come online to do blogging.... its like become a habit... cannot, must change..... rather spend this time 陪 Grandpa Zhou more...
shall not write so often le, but then..... its a way to destress & connect wif my pals via internet..... hahas....
Super Sunday was spent jogging, KTV-ing @ home, studying, 和平的代价, watching the Magpies draw the Chelski....
Opportunity Cost??
= Miss Singapore Universe 2007....
all rite, tml morning Poah lesson.......
and if not going Bank, ah Kiat will still study tml!!
endure & excel folks........
Bed-TIme.....
but ah Kiat is hungry, his stomache is singinG now......
and Dinner wif ah Mei was GreaT!!!!
McDonald Delivery AGAIN.......
haha....
懒惰的代价....
惨了.....
我已经两天没读书温习功课了.....
年终大考已经在敲我的大门了...
又浪费时间在这里写废话......
okies, shall not wear any more ankle socks, so i can pull up them now....
tml is a sunday... i will study, but only after my morning Run or Swim ba....
Meanwhile, ah Kiat shall pack bag and have an early rest, and xuete, its 0455hrs!!!!
as usual, he fell asleep on his make-people-sleep sofa just now, while watching EPL highlights....
Okie, wake up @ 0900hrs tml.....Morning Call....
How on earth am i still awake??
How can Man U drop precious point again??
Today is a GreaT day!!!
ah Yi went Wedding DInner....
ah Bi's LiverPooKie luckily won....
Ma De is finally in school wif us....
Huili & Lawry did study @ JE...
Bana got me a NEW wallet....
ah Kiat ALMOST sit beside Phyllis Quek for dinner....
Save $ on 4D as my number always dun come out....
Hahaa... yes i saw her, and i thought she is going to sit on the empty seat beside me, which is like 15.3cm away.....
and MY blog is supposed to be on kuku stuff, and now i am blogging about my life more & more.... hahaa... must Low Key abit, and carry on with the Kuku post....
Kuku Stuff.....
UOL revision lecture must check attendance, and upon reaching the LT today, we are expected to show our student card..[not Matrix card, huishan....]
and ah Kiat took out his......
Orange POSB Debit Card.....
haiz, same colour ma....
and i didnt notice until the lady told me......
Embarrassed........
okie, Bedtime now... and ah Kiat shall end the post with the Phrase of the Day....
"你几点meet你的朋友??"
[ps: hahas... Only WE understand~]
School of Kuku-nism
2007 Far East ZB Paper
Please read the Question carefully and answer them on the tag box neatly....
my ah Mei asked......
1a) 一只狼不小心掉进很冷的湖, 变成什么??? [13 marks]
1b) 什么药材最容易迷路??? [12 marks]
Or Kis: ********************
answer shall be up soon....
Stay tuned, do not change ur remote...........
请锁定在 ah Kiat's 最重要的小事™ channel.....
Buddy,
u often asked how fun are my school life, and how u wished u can join me here..... Ur job now is fantastic now la, dun worry.... Coming to SIM is fun, but u sometimes can get very Dot X 3 by the friends there.....
Let ah Kiat quote some examples... hahas....
Here, u can find alot different kind of people.... Everyday will be filled wif Silly, Crazy & Kuku nonsence, that U will never expect to happen.... =P
1] Frequent laughter sound of
"Hahaha HER, hahaha HER, hahaha HER......."
2] and people here sometimes ask very good 废话 things....
During Lunch, when H sees someone going to the canteen to eat @ 1300hrs, H can say,
"Hi, Going Lunch ah???"
u seen anyone eating Dinner @ 1300hrs??? haha, haiz...
3] and people here just simply like to dream that they are from some JCs, where they are just Diploma graduates... haha.... to be exact, its 3 people... LOL
4] and hor, the GaLs here simply luv to torture people.... especially Pinch ah, beat ah, whack ah......
we really have to Endure & Excel here.....
5] and everyday we have to crack our brainjuice to figure out chim exam question...
ie: How do Prawns laugh??
ans: Hey Hey Hey.....
Haha.... and ur poor buddy here is always the victim in schooL....
Okie, see u soon on the 27th, and lets play Catching!!!!
Play Catching = Catch Up......
oh ya, see.... phone oso Kop by them to take pictures....
hahaa... this is during PBF lesson!!!!
and ah Kiat got back his POA paper....
he only studied abit for this Mock exam.....
and for Qn he did study, he got most of them right,
and for Qn he did not study, he got ALL of them wrong.....
废话....
okie, but this is encouraging result, as ah Kiat only prepare 1/3 for these, and now he is fully prepared for POA, around the probability of 4/5.....
He only do afew Qn, and those Qn he dunno, he tried to smoke through, trying to hope he reach the 5 pages max to send it to London for marking....
His Grades???
Let this be our Morning Call, and all mug harder!!!
huh Morning Call??
ya, Morning need to Wake up mah.....
u wake up @ night meh????
okie, beside studying hard, ah Kiat is on a High Risk High Return project..
Project [M]ass gaininG, currently Stage 1.2
yes, it truE...... beside eating, of course still resume my Project [F]itness too....
and hopefully this time it shall come truE~
tml Full Day class again...
Choi Gin
Ji Kay Po Zhong~
正当我的台思变得很有趣, 我就写一个安德里来进一步说明......
Just when my Tags become more interesting, i shall write an entry to go 1 step explain......
瓦查拉尔伟恩, 是我认识多年的好损友.... 他也是第一个来我的部落各的人....
Wacharawayne, is my known long years good lousy friend. He is also the 1st to come and see my blog one.
我也认同, 没有他的台思, 这个部落各将会很平淡和乏味....
i do agree, without his Tags, this blog will be without smell and stink.
如今, 我将给他自游, 不再甘塞他在这里留言的次数, 希望他能有更好建设性的台思......
Now, i shall give him freedom, dun resist him tags limit, hope he is able to give good constructive tags.....
hahas, okie la enough 螃蟹.... this post is space cially for u....
do hope u make a righT choice in ur decision now.....
remember the "Gong Lang" 憨人 song......
need a pep talk? call me and i sing the song for u, but u must drink Pepsi...
coz Pep talk wif Pepsi taste wow......
Okie, so Da Ling & so gaY!!!!!!
and i do hope to see constructive feedback...
as for the "secret" we share, i currently leave a suspense here.....
until got pple ask me... HAHA.....
大约两年半前, 向自己许下的那个小小目标, 现在为何还没达成???
这个目标并非很难达到, 只许多一点努力就可以达到.....
如今, 距离目标也算慢慢接进了, 那么我也只好再干八爹了.....
干八爹 = Gambate
这不是什么读书或事业的目标.......
而是一些像芝麻豆的小事......
加油吧, 我的最重要的小事 ™
"咸鱼也要有梦"
blehz, only I understand...
u noe??
jiayou~
今早, 我去跑步... 早上慢跑, 享受被阳光照射在我身上的感觉. 这感觉非笔形容....
我那受伤的左腿, 也慢慢的灰负了....
运动一向来是我的兴趣...... 运动对身体健康, 让人容光焕发, 40岁都像14岁....
5月1号, 家人要去 Mt Merumut 爬山... 我没去, 考试来了, 必须准备....
跑步是其中一向运动.... 也是我从小就很喜爱的事....所以, 我一向来对跑步没什么困难.....
偶然间在网上看到这么一句话,
"if i die while running....."
哇...... 有没有想过???
其使没什么好怕的啦, 只要平常多注重健康与营养的食物....
也要做好热身动作, 和知道自己的身体情况.....
不会游泳, 就不要说游泳裤大件!!!!
不用担心啦..... 运动对身体好!!!
来吧, 让大家一起运动....
一起跳新加坡运动..
以前做过很尖难的活动都没事......
现在只想去马拉松, 爬山, 百亚的龙, 学浅水, 骑脚车, 玩越野运动.....
有$$就可以.....
但是, 如果网上的话成真?????
ji kay po zhong~
Trooot...... Trooooot..........
Grandpa Zhou calling...... ™
ah Kiat: Hello....
Grandpa Zhou: Ko Mai Ga Lim Peh Ki Kun????
ah Kiat: Wa ah Ber Jiak Mee Kia eh....
Grandpa Zhou: Jiak Hor Ler Xiiiii ah!!!
ah Kiat: Orh.... Ki Kun Liao... choi gin~
its Time for Bed........
2 ways to pour away unhappy stuffs....
1) SLeeping..
2) Running.....
do the 2nd one in the morninG 0720hrs.....
[ps: Morning CaLL plssssssss.....=P]
Grandpa Zhou: Ga Kee Buay Hiao Ki Lai meh??
This is ur Final Lap.....
Yeah... we are NOT playing Daytona here, but its approximately 1 month to our exams.... and ah Kiat hasn't completed most of his studying!!!
He simply still unable to display that level of self-discipline, enthusiam, 推动力 that propelled him to getting A- and B+ for his Maths & Econs Bridging course exam last year.....
Yes.. to him, Maths and Econs were that easy then.... haiz...
During the days at Bridging, ah Kiat was so concentrated in his studies, that he dare to say, He can get 1st class or 2nd upper, should he display those qualities NOW.....
However.......
没用在为了倒的牛奶而哭.........
[no point crying over spilled milk....]
玩太多了吗???
吃太饱了吗???
睡太好了吗???
ah Kiat thinks so...... Okie Da Ling....
anyway ah Kiat is recovering from his Flu, Sore Throat, Fever....dunno is it due to HuiLi's germs anot.. haha, okie la dun be Mr Lai here.... hahas...
ah Kiat was feeling cold all over yesterday, until his mom tot he is a 僵尸...
and his POOR left leg still have not totally recover from his injury... He cant sprint like before, cant jump 250cm like before, cant clock 8.45 like before.....[okie, dun colourwater le.... colourwater = 色水, and in hokkien.....] How How How X 100,000???
十万个为什么???
where's 乌啦博士?
Okie this post shall be abit long because..... ah Kiat still very awake... Just watched finish the FA Cup Final..... he missed yesterday Man U game, as he accidentally fell asleep on his make-people-sleep sofa while waiting for the game to commence. and his 臭事 happen again... shhhhh.....
Chelsea is again Lucky to won.... ah Kiat's 1st ever supported EPL team, Blackburn Rovers, should have won during normal time.... Yes.... 布来克本 aka Blackburn Rovers is the 1st team ah Kiat watched from the old English Divison League....
and ah Kiat makes a new spectacles today!!!! at a spectacle shop in Chomp Pang... and the auntie still remembered me, when i 1st went 3 yrs ago..... ah Kiat was flicker-minded and he spent really 12minutes choosing between these 2 specs.... and my Degree increased by 25 over 3 years....
and Daddy said,
3 yrs = 25 Degree
30 yrs = 250 Degree
so i 54 years old will be 250 degree more....
10 X Or Kis......
Didnt take any pictures,
but 1 is a Classy Working Executive kind of Specs..
The other is a Cool Street Style Flambouyant AA Specs.....
Worst still, the Auntie and her young lady worker gave different opinions..... and ah Kiat joked, "aiyah, just get these 2 specs la...."
Finally, ah Kiat decided to choose the later...... and its a pressent from Daddy!!! haha... he wanna pay for me, so i shouldnt reject his offer..... Thank Kiu You daddy for the S$100 specs..... Ex hor??
and this is why there is generation gap.....
Auntie: BOY, what kinda specs u wanna make??
ah Kiat: Got those thick frame one?? at the side one, not too thick, not too small.... [Then wispering loudly to daddy: AA one....]
Auntie: What is AA???
Young Lady Worker: oh, Let me choose for u.......
Hahas, so funny lo... i tot she wun hear...... but the YOung one noe, Old one dunno.... =P
and my daddy and i were so lame la....
we said wanna get those specs, [the one where they test our degree one, and can put ramdonly the lenes one.....], so that we dun need to make new one ever again....
20 X Or Kis......
and actually i wanna make aga the same as my ah Mei one... Hers is very nice... and i tot is very Ex... until she said....
"i Bought at Bugis..... and its way cheaper than ur S$100...."
ARRGGGHHH......and she 死都 dun tell me before i go and make.... nvm, that's the way she is... HAHA.....
So thats how my simple sunday went.... wanna go swimming too, but too tired and weak to cycle there....
went to ah Ma house and saw my 小舅母 too..... and she is delivering in 1-2 months more....
Yeah!!!!
another PiggY member into the already 3 Piggys family......
and who is the Oldest Pig????
可怜的思吉 ™
...........
Lets start this post with this picture....
a Picture in my Room, and my whiteboard is forever filled wif kuku drawings from my ah Mei....... hahas....
LBO night lesson was WOW...... During Bridging course, ah Kiat did have some quite elderly classmates.... Well, they are Full Time Workers taking a Part-Time Degree....
But today's LBO lesson, ah Kiat saw some really old classmates.... There are some aunties in the age of early 30s..... 活到老学到老..... Very Good Energy....
and there is this man, ah Kiat predicts in his late 30s..... and he has mostache all over, even more than Hor Chiew.....
He Don't look like a Student... More like 绳之以法's criminal look.....LOL
okie la, anyway ah Kiat may not look like a student too, maybe like 吴尊....
Hmmm, okie la 吴尊's Dad, 吴孟答...
a Short study session at JE library today, before heading for school.... and what else, Pictures time... But these are taken during lunch breaks....[Strictly NO pictures during studying... haha...]
Huili went through the whole night studying at Airport, but still reach the earliest to book seats for the 2 Smartie Piggys, ah Kiat & XiaoMei... LOL... and Huili only slept for 20min before...
and ah Kiat's stomache growls so louD that they heard the sound, and off we went for Lunch.....
i wonder why they can get so facinated about beautiful wall colours... hahas, and off they went, taking pictures.....[Guess where are We???]
No wonder there's a saying....u Will Get HIGH with Lack of Sleep.... see......
and ah Kiat was pulled into the pictures unwillingly.... He dun like to take photos... wahahaaa....
Coz its Bad Hair Day la.... dun wanna take picture.....
Then again, I have to Pei He them la.... so just smileyy~
and Xiaomei says my this picture looks weird....
I agreE~~ Bad Hair Day.....
Hahaa... This one is nicE!!!! =P
Okie, Lets play the teaching gamE again......
ah Kiat luvs to give questions and award marks..... Now, we shall have Picture Conversation Test again....
Look @ the Photo below and describe it......[25marks]
Model Answer:
This Picture is taken in a Library.... In the Foreground, there are 2 elderly girls. The girl on the left is wearing an Armani Spectacles and listening to Love 972FM. The girl on the right is making funny faces, and forget to open her eyes temporarily, as she is mischievous in nature!
In the Background, there is 1 set of Young Couple, estimated age of 14 years old, from some SAP school previously sited in Pandan Gardens... [hahas...]
THey are in the library to 恋爱 ING....
The guy put his Tiny arms over the Girls shoulder...
Library is a place to study, not to 扒拖.... They should be concentrating on their studies. Their parents pay HIGH school fees not for them to 扒拖... 扒拖 is for people of the ages like the 2 elderly girls. They should be the one 扒拖-inG...
Secondary school students don't 扒拖... its Bad Bad... Want 扒拖, please change to another school uniform..... [Wacharawayne pls Diam.... =p......]
It will lead U to NJC aka No JC.....
In conclusion, 扒拖-inG is advised for Elderly teenagers, such as the 2 girls featured in the pictures....
[ps: Disclaimer: Model answer provided from this Site only, and Not for reuse... 本照片如有相同, 纯粹巧合...........]
021207 See U at the Start Line...
Yes.... Those who missed out in 2006, here is the chance....
a Chance to tell ur grandchildren in future that u achieved this feat...
a Chance to prove everyone wrong,
and prove that u have the capability to do it!!!
haha....
Anyone onzzz ????
From the database collected, from a sample size of n, these are the probability of them going....[100% = Cfm Going....]
ah Kiat - 100d
Donovan - 100dLawry - 99.97d
Rainer - 90.22d
Ben - 72d
Jeremy - 13d
HuiLi - 97.56d*
ah Yi - 100d*
Xiaomei - 100d*
Caren - 83.89d*
Fio - NA
Wacharawayne - 65.67d
YingZi - 76d
haha.... these are the results, estimated to 2 decimal places... Notice the 'd'???
U will learn this in ME... this is the discount factor... Nothing is 100% cfm one.... u may 养鸟变公鸡, injure urself before the event.... haha.. hence there is always a discount factor "d", where d < 1 [opps....]
No la... they are sporty ladies.... they can join under 10km run or 21km..... Dun hurt urself running 42.195km if u haven clock enough distance... rite Mr Buddy Coach???Fiona is NA, as she will be Chief CHeerleader wif Ma De.....
Okie, who is this Mr Buddy Coach???
He is Singapore Youngest Most Charming, Most Devoted, Most Hardworking Coach..............
My Army Buddy, Sispec Buddy, PTI buddy, Zouk Buddy, Marathon Buddy......
He is non-other than Mr Donovan......... *claps claps*
Yeah, some of my friends may have met him...... He is a nicE guy, full of nonsence which i call shit, and there's only 1 thing that he impressed me.....
SOC timing, 2.4KM run, CPFT timing????? nonono
wad he impressed me, is his MAMBO Dance.... haha, he can really lance well....
okie, before he slam me, well he is doing coaching now..... a Fully Devoted coach. Ya, i like his coaching life now, and do wonder if I've chosen that road then......
Nontheless, ah Kiat glad to be walking his own road now.....as in wad 五月天 song 憨人 says, ..... "我有我的路, 有我的梦"
and
"我不愿随浪随风, 飘浪西东, 亲像船无港"
Buddy, this time round really go train.... Go for our PB... LOL....
and my dear friends,
simply press F6 on ur keyboard,
type: www.singaporemarathon.com to sign up....
and close it by pressing ENTER on ur keyboard.....
Endure & Excel folks......
Mug HarD!!!!!! =P
自弹自唱 is NOT a Japanese name.....自弹自唱 is one of the way ah Kiat lets out his disappointment and anger....
自弹自唱 as in how Lee Hom performs at his concert.....
自弹 is not playing the Recorder that we learnt in our primary school...
自唱 as in Singing wif the Original 山地 voice, without the help of a Microphone...
"Na Lu Wa, Ee Ya Na Lu Wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....."
[welcome to Taiwan....]
Try saying 自弹自唱 many times, with fast speed...
Tongue-Tighted??? hahas...
or simply sounds like 子弹???? =P
alternatively, listen to 五月天's songs..... These few weeks, whenever 5189 is on the move, their songs will be playing......
Notice the Blog's song has changed too? Well, use your 1st 3 fingers of your master hand and turn the volume button clockwise, as this NEW music is rather soft.....
最重要的小事 ™ is The Most ImportanT Small ThinG ™.
小事 is Small ThinG, and are always being Forgotten.
But, they are Important aka 重要 too, Hence, they are 最重要的小事 ™
The Most ImportanT Small ThinG ™........
最重要的小事 ™????
They can be simply pouring a simple cup of tea for ur Papa....
They can be carrying a packet of Tissue out for everyone....
They can be Donating £2 for the Handicapped....
They can be simply allowing urself to be Pinched by everyone..... =P
They can be going to the supermarket wif ur mummy...
For ah Kiat,
his 最重要的小事 ™ is................
Going to Bed.....
its Late.....
and ah Yi & my relative is waiting.....
Wad's Ur 最重要的小事 ™????? [25marks]
那女孩对我说...................
Boooos.... well, Endure & Excel....
and like the 五月天 song goes,
"Everything will be Allrite, Tomolo will be Fine....."
haha.... having finished a full 1000-1700 UOL revision classes consectively on Saturday and Sunday, it does feel like doing Guard Duty, according to Ben....
ah Kiat dun noe, coz he has NEVER experience doing Guard Duty before.. hahaa
anyway ah Kiat finishes his ManageriaL Economics UOL revision le... and ME is really very hard to understand, as it really involves Maths...However, it is really useful in working life, and if U are going to take it next sememster, Go for IT!!!!
ah Kiat met his match le, haha...
Haha, 38 out of 72, nahz, this are just some statisics shown by taking a First Derivative and using Time as a constant...... is it a Local Maximum? lol
[Only We Understand......]
Lets temporalily forget about the exams, and focus on what to do after the exams.... haha.
1) ah Kiat will find a job!!! really, any lobangs pls fwd to my secretary thanks! and all work and no play makes ah Kiat a even Cuter boy!! eh sala, it suppose to be "Jack" hahas....
2) anyway, Supper-ING will resume.... and KTV-ing..... and its MayDay again.....
五月天的确是个很好的乐团..... and try listening to their songs, U will love it!!!
3) Escape Themepark?? im missing it though....
4) Most Importantly, my Fitness Regime..... yeah, my leg is still slowly climbing back to 100%, cant do any SBJ now.....Standard Chartered 2007 anyone?
5) Enjoy FOD & FOC......
anyway these are only secondarys..... After exams, ah Kiat will continuing his daily life of studying. Yes, a daily routine will consist of Newspaper reading, Encyclopedia reading, Watching CNN news.....
Kuku Case 1
Hanyuan: hmmmm, who should I pair XiaoWei with as OGL ah???
ah Kiat: Simple..... XiaoWei with 品源 lo.....
Okies, Or Kis...............
and lets study hard together!!! wacharawayne too, dun think too much =P
[ps: MORE Kuay Chap, BBQ Chicken, Zi Char, Lala, Xiaolongbao, Tao Kae Noi, HL milk, Nutrisoy Soya Bean, Peel Fresh Aero Vera, PBF please.......]
Daddy always say,
Please Put Coupon.....50Cents bet against $30 fine, bo hua de....
Yes, ah Kiat had enough lessons for him to remember this after clocking a total of $240 on parking Fine.....
hence, even when he parked his car at 2200hrs, he teared a 2220 timing which ended at 2320hrs.....
and Gosh..... she arrived at 2342... she is my dear Fatimah, or the so-called 风飞飞..... and ah Kiat's already shrinked wallet is shrinker by another $6.....
no wonder our Nation is a Fine country.... opps...
[Disclaimer]
see, i put disclaimer le, wun have tai jee hor......
Never put, also Tio... Put, also Tio....
there's a Hokkien saying
"人若是衰, 养鸟变公鸡......"
lang na si suay, qi jiao bian gong kuay....
haiz....Retire from driving le la, just like how Michael Schumacher retires from F1 too... hahaas... looks like this year Good Friday will never be good.....
and alot of drivers should retire too, judging from the way they drive on the road...
today so many TPs at Woody Ave 12 lo, and haiz, as usual they didnt stop ah Kiat for a little chat.....
Must be the STYLO Bluetooth headset on my ear makes them tink im a Law Abiding driver.. hahaa
why cant everyone follows ah Kiat and drives at 79Km/h????
dun follow ah Bi who drives at 91Km/h....
or worst, Wacharawayne who drives at 53Km/h.......
GoinG sleep lo... so late and tml still going school early for studying......
Opps shiT.....
grandpa zhou they all are waiting for so long le......
ah Kiat always blog about nonsence kuku stuffs... TOday, he will talk about more serious, more 正经 stuff, like SchooL stuff....
Today, he officially completed PBF foreign lecture by Ms E. Beccalli... a nice interesting lecture, as U never see any Female lecturer banging the table to ask the class to shut up.... and the various enguish pronounciation she made that makes ah Kiat feels so at ease.... hahaa
Wad is PBF, im sure u all should noe by now... 银行与经计的校长....
in this module, we learnt about how Bank manages Risk Management, why Bank needs regulation, what are securities and portfolios, and why Johnathan is widely tipped to win the Best Lecturer award!
well, for those who haven completed PBF revision class, this is a list of important things to bring for PBF Foreign class???
ah Kiat brought 2 X Chocolate Pocky & Tao Keh Niu hot & spicy seaweed...
Huili brought 1 X Big Packet of Corn cracker biscuit...
Caren brought 1 X already-brush-teeth 的 mouth to eat all the above.....
hahas.. opps =P
anyway food is important, though we do get 3 breaks inbetween.....
and ah Kiat is from NJC, hence today he went Ngee Ann Poly to have lunch...
NJC = No JC..... hahaa...
and its SOP to drink the 40cents Soya Bean milk from Canteen 1.. its nice.... and it feels nice going back to NP... hahaa...
and the group of them for lunch consist:
ah Kiat, Caren, Huili, Marcus, Lawry, Kailing, Yi Jun, Rubin, Lester, blar blar....
and the first 7 names sat in one table.....
and guess who they saw???
They saw Hor Chiew......
who is Hor Chiew??? he is the guy who has alot of beard, in the Orange Hweesbee team which won the Hweesbee competition wif the help from 天公...
and this is how it follows........
ah Kiat: That is Hor Chiew..... U noe wad is his brother name???
Rest: What????
ah Kiat: His brother name is Hor Fun........
haha... very funny meh?? they burst out laughing....
as usual, its Lawry's turn next....
Lawry: and u noe what is his sister name??
Rest: What???
Lawry: Hor Sua......[umbrella....]
haha... just for Laugh.....
and ah Kiat has Black hair now... or to be exact, its Blue Black colour.... not Orh Cee ah....
have an early NighT...
take a Break, have a Kit KIAT........
Happy BirthsDay, my Wacharawayne, the April Fool guy....
haha.. this entry is delicated to u, hence get ready ur wet tissues just incase tears accidently falls....
Long words short talk, lets see the pictures!
Time: 1945
Venue: Marina South Steamboat [Chomp Pang]
Attire: Green Vegetables
Agenda: Eat wadever u can find....
Upon Red Envelope invitation, Eddy, Bana & ah Kiat turned up for this Prestigous event...and without wasting time, they rushed for the food... haiz.... kiasu~
See.... off they went to grab all kinds of food.... and Cooking officially starts.....if U remember, during ah Kiat's birthsday last yr, he was the one that ate the most... lets see who the winner today....
This is Wacharawayne.... This is the name i gave him one... haha, his english name is Zong Wei, and his enguish name is Wayne... Why is it wachara???
Coz he wanna be a Thai, and he is very loud, so "Wa....Char [吵] ra...."
okie...
3 X Or Kis.......
Eddy starting to cook immediately......
and starting to Eat......
and he is STILL eating....... take 5 eh, take pictures eh.....
oh ya, the 2 of them dun like to take pictures... they say dun wanna be like me so AA...... got meh??? haiz....
and they say that evertime i review photos, i only look at myself and ignore the rest..... Got meh? No la.. i look at everythinG de, not just on myself!! hahaaas
haha.... our turn now to AA.......
and more AA.....
and ah Kiat is like the Part-Time worker there.... Keep rushing to and fro to top up the soup.... Haiz, upon the command of wayne.... wad to do, give face on Burstday lo, otherwise he really will Burst...
6 X Or Kis.....
Look at how he smilez.... its so Obvious he dun wanna take picture wif me....
HAHA.....
哪里会AA???
and 好不容易才请到他们拍照.......
Keep eat & eat & eat....[heez, actually ah Kiat still munching there while taking this pic....]
and they posed for this picture..... while ah Kiat is starting to get himself with those food.....
and we are the 猪肝 man.... Coz we keep taking that, and still cook and cook... haha its nutritious, ah Kiat needs to Bu his leg.....
笑口常开, 笑死活该....... oppppps..... =P [dun worry, he wun mind one... Brudder eh....]
Finally, after eating a heavy meal, we went to the Marina Park opposite..... and this is a good view.. With the new Ferris Whell.... [aiyah forget the spelling.... dun say my enguish sucks here...]and wads a BirthsDay without a Birthsday cake.... Hence, they head down to Mr Bean @ Prinsep Rd for a simple supper....
Happy Birthsday生日快了Selamat Births Jariச்சொல்லாக்கம
U cant see his tears, coz ah Kiat edited it... haha...Did he really cry????
男人哭吧哭吧哭吧不是罪........
i tink this Picture is nicE except me.....our Threesome gang~
Task Completed~and next, we catched abit of soccer... we noe Man U won 4-1 in their match against Blackburn..... and Watford was about to hold champions Chelsea to a 0-0 draw, until Kalon scored in injury time....
Reaction???
Okie... shortly later, all went back respectively.... hahaaa.
i noe u really enjoYed the day... haha.. i noe u got words from the bottom of ur heart wanna say out one, but u shy.....
okie.. ah Kiat understands... Dun need to say out.. Dun need....
Let me help U....
Wayne: Thank Kiu You for everything u have done for today.... Besides Thank Kiu You, its still Thank Kiu You.
ah Kiat: Welcome U.... and other than Welcome U, its still Welcome U.....
Wayne: Huh?? Welcome to where???
9 X Or Kis......
haha... only HotStuff understands.... hahaaa
Enjoy the pictures folks!!!!
Questions!!!!!!
1) Wad is Green Vegetables??
2) Wad is meant by n X Or Kis??
hahaa....
[Only We understands........]
