Yet Again....

ah Kiat has been actively out on supper recently... He just had his dinner, a duck rice combo 1 with added rice and egg. Then he went out to take something from ZW, and ate supper with him too.... the umpteenth roti prata he has for this week...

For 2 days, ah Kiat has been out drinking... He drank with Jeremy, Mother Ruizhen yesterday and ZW today... Well, exercising on tuesday again...

After taking something from ZW, they decided to head down to their favourite pub, BullFrog to hang out, and that is where the KuKu-ness of ah Kiat starts again..


The Pub is showing Motor Bike GP, but ah Kiat chooses to sit outside, hence missing the race... ah Kiat & Pal ordered drinks only, and there is this pretty waitress who keeps coming to their table and asking for orders.....

Lady: Not interested in Bikes???

ah Kiat thought that she was referring to BITES, and hence he replied,

ah Kiat: Oh, its okay la. We are not hungry yet....
Lady: (smilez, and went off.... i tink laughing to herself)

omg.. its so dem embarrassing.... Totally Tak-Link.... and that stupid ZW keep laughing at me... How can I mixed up Bikes with Bites.... Real kuku this time.... its like NO common sense.... wahaha....


hopefully, ah Kiat wun repeat his kuku-ness in school tml....


[my mom in SIM.... Rui Zhen... lol]


[ever wonder when will Lawry act cute??]


[i like this.... haha.... Ben, stop peeping....]

Jay Chou 退后

this is so dem nice.....
我已经变了, 但也来不及了....

haa...

心动心痛

My Brother intro this song to me....
ah Lian wanna sing this with me....

Shan says the world is fair.....
Good looking people 不会唱歌, vice versa.....
ah Kiat eh???? haha... okie ignore me....

Go listen to this nice duet....

Funniest POA Class.....

KuKu Kiat is always embarassing himself.... Then it was PBF, today was in POA....

ah Kiat is wearing a brown jacket today, and Ms Chu asked those pple in brown to answer question...

Below is briefly wad the whole conversation is about...

Ms Chu: Okie, i'll ask those people in brown today to answer question.

Turning to ah Kiat,
Ms Chu: Is this colour brown, nvm, ur hair is brown la....
Ms Chu: If these unrecoverable fees are not current assets, they are??
ah Kiat: Lia...Lia...Lia....Liability.....

The WHOLE lecture laughed hiliarious at him... including Jeremy who laugh the loudest...

Ms Chu: Liability??
ah Kiat: eh nono... Bad Debt Bad Debt....
Ms Chu: okie class, i tink he is feeling too cold, tat why he is stuttering...

The Whole class laugh again.... before the laughter diminished...

Ms Chu try to carry on teaching, but she broke out laughing... and the whole lecture LAUGHED for the 3rd time at ah Kiat.... hahas.. so embarassing....


Alexis is really very funny and kuku la..... ah Kiat eaten his lunch at home, but still go school to eat....
Alexis saw him eating 1 Dou Sa Bao.... Then he took out a Char Shao Bao....

Alexis: wa.... eat so much.....
ah Kiat:[still munching] heez......

after finishing the 2nd bao, ah Kiat took out the last dish... a sausage...

Alexis: wa!!!! still have sausage..
ah Kiat: heez.. last one le la...
Alexis: Eh, ur test sure get 100 marks, coz got sausage and 2 baos....
ah Kiat: .........................................

hahahs.... only she can come out wif these lame stuff la.... omg... i cant help laughing la....
1 whole day of Kukuness.... i promise i wun embarass myself in future....


i tink the kukuness was carried forward from last nite supper....

After 5 years of consideration.....

Guess the similarity????

ah Kiat, Jeremy, Rainer, Zack, Fiona, Huishan & Lorraine went Clementi to have something done...
ah Kiat likes and dreads that something... lol

omg.... but im not scare la... ????

though i look scared, but pictures are deceiving....


This is Huishan's hand... hahas.... but im not zilian la....

after being shocked at me, he is unsure too.....

hahas.. on the way to becoming SIM most popular guy...

Rainer the most calm... but commando are well trained to hide their true feelings la.... hahas....



Fiona oso joining in the fun.... heez....
KuKu Huishan & Lorraine keep laughing at me... well im the guinea pig.... 1st in the queue....

so i purposely try to scare them lo.....


are we bit old in doing these?? i've consider for 5 yrs le.. finally...ya ah Kiat was hiao 5 yrs ago....


[ps: if u tink guys who pierce are gays, i will only say we are in different leagues... if u bi si us, i suggest u go wear ur kuku specs, tuck ur shirt and pull up ur pants, carry on sporting ur bowl hairstyle and may rabbit teeth pops out!!!!]

My Story...[kuku version]

ah Kiat, my story.....

He used to be quite smart, haha but as he grows, he seem to get more kuku...
ah Kiat scores straight A for all subjects during PSLE, hahas, 234 to get into Nan Hua HIGH School.....[okie la, tat time no HIGH yet]... then the results deteoriate drastically... till now....

His english used to be acceptable, but for unforseen reasons, now u all should noe where his proficiency stands....


Why is ah Kiat so kuku now?? He dunno too, but he wun mind sharing his kuku stuff for u all to LAUGH... heez....

ah Kiat, for dunno wadever reasons, seems to easily trip himself, BUT he didnt fall la, only tripped...
On sunday after soccer, kuku Kiat noticed a car sales lady in the car, and he bio until he stepped into a hole and almost tripped.... kuku....

ah Kiat also can spilled coffee while walking.... hahas.... ah Kiat is bad at remembering names....

He has super poor memory. The old nokia 8210 got a memory game, and he always complete with a 0 score... lol


Worst, ah Kiat went cycling and he fell....
Right infront of a couple who are kissing!!! Being annoyed, they stopped to look at which fool who just fell, and went back kissing AGAIN.... all happening while the kuku is picking himself up... hahas...


haha.... enough of u laughing at him le rite? getting a P-Plate on my bicycle le la... or L-plate better???

im gonna catch this....

Silk 詭絲....

yups.... im going to catch this la... i guess its nice & horrigible... =)

The Bukit GAng and SRC GAng....

All rite... Today's entry will feature The Bukit Gang and the SRC gang.... These are my Uni friends, whom Im always around with.... Ya, Bukit Gang are also called Hotstuff.. well, i wun be paiseh to crash their hotstuff, why should i?? when im hot too..... hahas okie.......................[okie cold...]



They are Lawrence, Jeremy, Marcus & Fiona.... The group also consist of Rainer, who is not in this picture....



Rainer, Lawrence, Marcus, Daniel, me, Fiona, Alan, Jeremy.... celebrating Daniel's Birthday....

Okie why they are called the Bukit Gang... well Fiona stays in Bukit Timah, Marcus--Bukit Batok, Lawrence--Bukit Panjang, Jeremy--Bukit Punggol, Rainer--Bukit Bedok.... so i suppose im from Bukit Sembawang.... okie tak-link...


Lorry can study.... Lawrence heng zhuang...but beware, his jokes are getting colder... hahas... he's a dem funny guy, and he can sing like 许志安.... groove... oh ya.. he is really gentle man too..... take good care of people around him...

Fiona xuemei is also one dem funny gal la... Real sporty gal, and she quite cute too la.... haha... my enguish teacher too... my fellow mayday fan hahas... okie we stop calling her Philipino okie... lol...

This is Jeremy.... a nice guy... dem gentleman really.... he also feel that his side view is better than everything... wahahas... We shared lots of secrets.. haha.. coz we understand each other la.. His soccer skills is erm quite okie la.... Wonderful Guy really...hahas

hahas..He is Marcus...my fellow Sispec Delta comrade... the most "Hiao" soldier in Sispec then... He's a real funny guy too la, always teasing people around.. People ask me why is him so popular with gals, well answer is: He's a nice guy... but more because he wears a Crocodile Shirt..... lol... he is K歌之王...

Okie...tats Rainer in the centre.... He is quite tall, but not as tall as jeremy... a red beret guy...[i respect red beret & white single ones... hahas] He is oso very sporting, good with his english... and also a good supper buddy too la... wahahaa...

Wanshi is her name.. Kuku, crazy & stupid gal la... she has the those act attitude sey... haha especially her 黑白黑白 actions... she is always correcting my enguish too... oh ya, i tink she sings well too, especially enguish songs... hahas... creative in her ways of dealing wif cockroach... lol

She is Wanyuan... wanyuan, wanshi 傻傻分不出清楚.... hahas.. Wanyuan likes BIG HUNK i guess.... she is oso one crazy gal, who is so innovative with her ideas in forfeits... Very hardworking in lecture, but always sabo me to ask questions on her behalf....she is scare of OCH.... lol

Huishan... known her during my FOC... a funny gal to hang out with, she luvs to go clubbing... okie sorry for rejecting u on numerous occassions.... She looks ah lian, but i noe she's not... a really very nice gal... Her style is of the new age gals.... well done... oh ya, very sporting gal, great.. hahas....

hahas.. Alan Ling.... He's the exco in SRC la... but we always call him for outings... He very sociable & SHY... when can i really hear u SING in KTV?????? he a funny guy la, and dem kuku too at times, esp the MRT thing... hahas... we gather for supper again la....

She is Alexis la.... okie a funny gal..... quite crazy at times too.... She is dem smart, as i cant trick her wif stupid things... haha.. I heard she can sing well.... hiak hiak... Okie... enjoy ur LeeHom concert ah, and see nxttime if i play piano got his seh.... opps......

tat Ganesh in the centre.... haha.. He's the man la... Real funny guy, and he can really drink... well i guess we know why.... He is really nice to hang out with, especially if u have crap to crap about.. hahas.
Isabelle is the gal there... attended 1 lecture with her... and u must help her turn her page.. haha a lost gal....



Notice the limited vocab i have.. haiz
Basically these are really great people to be around with la... Oh ya there's still others too, just tat i dun have ur pics wif me... u noe who u are la, so dun feel bad okie....

All rite, Soccer tml wif Jeremy, Marcus, Ganesh, Ben Sim & maybe Lionel... haha.. all the hot guys.... opps.... okie i'll see if i have pics to post then....

and i still haven buy my soccer shoe, which im suppose to buy at 1330 today... time now 1745.. shit.... lazy piggy....

My Dearest.........

[wad are all the TP doing??]

hahas.. the title sounds erm so gay....

He kept bugging me to give him one exclusive entry..grinz~
I've known him since our secondary school days at Nan Hua HIGH School.... ya we're from a High School, same as some Fajar High too... lol.... So, we've been friends for like 10 years??

He's my brother la, i consider him so... hahas... but seriously, im disappointed la.... Known for so many years, yet U never get influenced by me... a semi-decent guy, grinz, observe my traits more la bro.... haha, wayang more la.....

Thanks for the moments together, the numerous supper sessions we had. The many Oldies that ONLY we appreciate. The many driving trips we had. The uncountable Kopi we had. The many Man talk we had and finally, The many Gay stuffs we've done.... haha...

A super nice guy i must say, and I must admit a guy of his character and maturity is extinct in this market. I respect you in that aspect. Good luck to ur studies, and join me more for Physical Training la... try harder for CCJ okies???? need advice juz page me.... i'll reply

Oh ya, didnt introduce his name.... Okies peeps, if u see my this bro around, just call him:"OEI!!!!" well tats enough...


haha let me zi lian again.... share 2 pics people take me in lecture..


[HuiShan Crashing my PBF Lecture... hahas]



[白色风车....... lol]



[ps: whoever wanna get featured here, just page me la..... grinz~]

Inevitable....

ah Kiat knows the word Learned.... U all may wonder, how come he is posting more entries of other people's mistakes rather than his own mistakes....Basically, his Enguish improved le la...

But his friends say his enguish curse had shifted to them.... hahas, trying to find an excuses to cover up....


He is Jeremy.... all my curse have shifted to him le.....

Case 1

Jeremy: Stop singing la, ur voice will shatter the Grass....
ah Kiat: ............
Wanshi: hahas..... Glass la..........

okie the next case is the real kuku one....

Case 2

Sotong is oso known as Octopus rite?? we can also call it Squid rite...
Dear Jeremy pronounce Squid as Squirt...... omg.. squirt sounds dem wrong.... hahahas..... wad he doing???

Case 3

no wonder he's the president.... his enguish oso around same level... hahas im like dem bad.....

He pronounced Fresh as Flash, some sentences construction are wrong...

and stupid ah Kiat & Marcus are laughing hell loud... haha dem bad...when our level is oso as bad.....
who's he??? hahaa..... i never mention name hor.....

Case 4

okie this is just a case of being tongue tighted la.... i juz bring it out for all to laugh ba[if u noe wad happening]

1 day is 一天
1 year is 一年

but we definitely dun conduct blood donation for a period of 一年...... hahas....

大西瓜......



[ps: zw, project running this sat...target 13km @ least.....endure & excel...]

明天會更好

hahas... all time favourite... a song to listen when ur mind is full of thoughts or feeling low la...

uncle kiat so into oldies coz he 怀旧..... grinz~


now, can u identify those singers???

Maximum Effort.....

One and a half more months to Standard Chartered 2006....
Lazy Kiat is still slacking at home, without doing any proper training, spending his time sleeping away...

Nothing was done during Sept, when he said proper training will start... heez... Ya, ah Kiat is seriously starting... Time will fly fast... Planning to complete the full marathon within 5hrs... Realistic target??? hahas.....

My PTIs friends are joining, my SIM friends too... hahas... gonna run with them la.....
okie maximum effort~

who will drive me back after the event???? hahas..... i will luv u to the max....lol


i wanna get a NEW VISOR, adidas jacket, street soccer boots, that T-Shirt wif GOLD prints, new Berms, new hair colour, ear hole & get More Tann....

wheres my sugar mummy????

im back........

Okie... it was Marcus who made that Critically mistake, not Jeremy. Apologise for that mistake, but anyway im sure Jeremy name will be featured again.... hahaa...

lingerie is a word that my dear friend Lawrence has problem pronunciating....

Lawrence: Lawn-Ger-Ling
ah Kiat: Lin-Girl-Rie

who is worst??

Rainer, Lawrence, WanShi & HuiShan came to my house yesterday... ah Kiat's room is as usual, in a 'fine' condition...

according to Wanshi, a table can also be called as Dash....
hahas.... Desk!!!!!!

Quite is a common word that Singaporeans misunderstand... it actually means something like to the extreme....

and KuKu ah Kiat spells Quite as Quiet.....

Steak or Stick??


heez...... okie... going concentrate on my tutorials le..

Enguish Mistakes.........

im back again, haunting people of their mistakes. Well, its rather my friends catching my mistakes actually...

Case 1---Wan Yuan

While shopping for our chalet BBQ stuff,

WanYuan: Okie, how many Tongs shall we get??
ah Kiat: How you spell Tongs??
WanYuan: THONGS...
Jeremy & ah Kiat: .........................


Case 2---Wan Yuan(yet again...)

while commenting on something that is not correct,

WanYuan: This is so Long....

well, its actually pronounced as Wrong.... is she another nong nong ago??? heez....


Case 3---Jeremy

he claims his english deproved ever since he known me...

according to Jeremy, Critically is pronounced as Cricritally...
my fault???? hahas


Okie... u maybe wondering how about ah Kiat mistakes??? haha, i kinda forget. too many mistakes to remember... Next entry will be solely mine okie, so Jeremy dun snatch my limelight.... hahas....

and I forgotten about Fiona & Caren mistakes... haiz.....
Is it true that being associated wif me will lead to a drop in your English Standard??
Is it true that i've got a Poly look??? lol
Is it true that i've got a Speak Hokkien face??


anyway thanks to Rainer & Fiona, im certified beter in English than Marcus...... hahahaa.....

Hweesbee on 071006

[Rubin, Bell, Fio, Caren, Jeremy, Alan, ah Kiat, Rainer, Ganesh]


[Team Picture]


[Time for tactics...]


[warming up for the big match]


[ala Beckham]


[Becks and his 粉丝]


[alexis and 贝克汉姆]

[alexis.... this pic is choosen after QC... lol]


[Bell, Gan & ah Kiat]


[Flambouyant HotStuff]


[who got the nicest shoe????]


[贝克汉姆 leading the final warm-up]


[this is really a professional game]


[trying to be Collina, the world's greatest REF..]


Ultimate Freesbee is fun la.... or rather its the people who organise, and because HotStuff is in..... hahaa....

妹妹

This is my Sister....
She is 21 this year....

She is as Crazy as me... She is one sis that wun mind her brother oweing her loads of $.... hahas... She can be real childish at times...and she likes Kee Chiong, who is
[so cute...]

I tink she's the only one who can tahan my lame jokes at home, coz i guess she's quite lame as well.... She used to say we cant go shopping together, as strangers will think she has a bf and wun come forward to say hi.... .......................

ah Mei can really sing well, really.... but she never seem to praise my singing though i feel im quite okie... hahas... ah Mei works in Mediacorp and hence she noes all the people in there..

She's the girls who influence me to like 五月天 songs.... and my first concert was with her, at 五月天 Final Home Concert in 2005... ah Mei sometimes give me Free movie tickets or concert tickets...U tink she so good gives me 周杰伦 concert tickets?? only 蔡琴 concert one, when she dun wanna see.... lol

ah Mei always criticise my English too.... imagine learning english in school, go home still need to hear her nag.... haiz.....

[she's camera shy, hence no pics of her; unlike her bro, who's a cam-whore and quite zi lian]

I love Music......

The last 2 songs are my Favourites..... Dem nice...Quick quick go hear.....
I love music anyway..... hahas... able to play your own music is so much fun, and to sing them ALOUD is music to EVERYONE'S ears....

those visiting this blog, U can leave ur msg at the tag-box...hahas.. im afraid my tag box will be flooded by Desperate Girl's desperate plea for guys.... lol

Take a break from Enguish lessons, hahas, its a daily routine for me to make English mistakes.....And I dunno why, Im like keep tripping myself over these few days... Muz eat more chicken feet now...

Going sleep le, tml still need to Project [H]otstuff....geared up for Hweesbee on Sat...

Btw, i will featuring Caren & Teacher Fiona's mistake in the next entry... 试目以待 ba.....


ah Kiat's mistake today

while doing some painting,

ah Kiat: Ay, will Per....Per....Per...
Fiona: ..........
ah Kiat: will Pernament marker smurged?????

Conclusion: Tongue Tighted......



[izzit Fated or Coincidence.... anyway hope u r fine.... :/]

相爱无梦

周杰倫 白色風車

爱要怎么说出口

My Favourite...

童安格 - 明天你是否依然愛我

This is one of my Favourite Oldies....
I wanna KTV old songs....

感谢您...

感谢您.....
thanks to all those who makes effort to teach english....hahaa...
But if u find that ur English is slowly becoming so enguish, dun put ur blame on me..... hahas... tongue short, tongue tight is not an excuse la.... 感谢您 to teacher Fiona & Wanshi, for taking time off to teach me more english....

We'll examine more cases today, basically from my Excos and hope we can learn together.... haha....

Case 1

Featuring none other than JEREMY.....

Jeremy: U chiak gan tang eh....(meaning speak english), because u have the Carrot face look....

This KuKu cant differentiate Potato & Carrot..... LOL.....


actually everyone also makes silly mistakes....

Case 2

hahaa.... guess who im featuring??

its our dear PBF lecturer, Mr Jonathan Peh, the master in coaxing people to sleep.... [u tink he will see my blog??? hahas]

Mr Peh: [while lecturing on Future Value concept] Let me show you 1 exampleS...

hahaha..... 1 example, 2 examples, many examples.... so KuKu... opps.... my friends and I all laugh at him...[silently in our heart]

Case 3

okie... i guess its better to just joke about my own mistakes ba...

ah Kiat: Do U wanted to go there???

hahaaa..... slip of tongue....

Case 4

is Wicked a very simple word that primary school kids also noe how to pronounce??

ah kiat pronounces as Wic-Kerd instead of Wicked... haiz...

Case 5

Last case of the day la.... In a sentence, people will mis-pronounce 'L' for 'R' and vice versa....

ah Kiat: Can I have the Chocolate Favour for my icecream...

hahaa..... anyway all thanks to my english teachers for teaching me...U noe who u are la, the good and bad teachers... lol

im recruting more members for my club.... ie:Lawrence, Wanshi, Alexis, my top 3 hits..... grinz..

SEC---[Speak Enguish Club]

omg.... a auntie 搭讪 me, while ah Kiat was on his way back on the MRT. They chatted from Kranji to Sembawang... Heez.... and its not those Hokkien auntie okie, she has a Master in Economics degree... wow.... We communicate in English, and poor ah Kiat was like really going through his sentences before he delivers them... hahaa... Wad r they toking abt?? London School of Economics..... Really... haha, now he's oso finding it hard to believe.....

Okie, been ages since he lasted blog.... Today's topic is again Speak Enguish... but not only him, but his friends around.... ZW is already being influenced... hahas....

Now, his SIM friends are being influenced...


Marcus, ah Kiat, Jeremy-- forming new Speak Enguish Club[SEC] in SIM...

We really made some stupid mistakes..... From the Tears Tails story, more other cases are being derived....

Case 1

During BD week, ah Kiat pronounces as
Dumplings..... where it should be Pumpkin...
Arrrggghhh, as usual, alot pple laugh at him....

Case 2

Featuring Jeremy.... He's oso another Kuku who will pronounces simple Enguish words wrongly...

Strawberry...... so simple.... yet He pronounces as StoreBelly...
Caught u finally.......lol...


Case 3

Marcus, well basically he worst than me la.... wahahaaaa.... i wonder if he'll see this to laugh @ himself.... shhh fio...
He can say sentences like ie: 'she have pimples, they has something on'

While watching the ice-cream contest in school,

Fiona: Wa the dunno wad Xiong won again....
Marcus: Really?? oh ya, he's wearing the Slash...
Fiona: Slash??? hahas.... its Sash la duh...


Fiona was laughing like hell, and after explaining to Marcus wad's the right pronouncation, she turned to ah Kiat,


Fiona: So funny Marcus, pronounce Sash this way...
ah Kiat:[Blur].... eh, wad is Sash????
Fiona:................................


Hahas...... well actually there are alot more jokes la from us.... Its just that I've forgotten the cases, i need ur help to recall Fio.... lol.
and dem it, they keep pressing words in their handphone and ask me to pronounce....


I feel like a small kid learning Enguish........ hahas...


ZW, im joining u la, speak our 1st language together.....


[ps: to those who endured my singing always, well its my way of releasing something tight in me....thanks...]