in planet earth,
there are many different kinds of people.
different human behaviour...
just some examples....
Case 1
some kunjibaba drive car,
knock into 5189 rear,
though only abit paint drop,
but dun even bother to come out in the rain to apologise,
leaving my dad stranding in the rain inspecting the car...
response:
my dad drive like a tortoise infront of him,
and kunjibaba dun dare to overtake...
verdict:
haha
2 kinda human behaviour...
Case 2
happens at some MRT where,
Ms Auntie, the kan joing spider type,
knocked into this author, causing him to lose balance and almost drop his newpaper..
all without apologising, only like rushing to queue up for some hello kitty sale.
response:
luckily she was stucked in the human jam at the esclator,
and this author purposely walked behind her,
and position his hp near her ear,
ala msging someone,
and play that water ringtone....
and Ms Auntie seems to get the shock out of her life...
verdict:
2 kind of human behaviour too
maybe its just for fun.
Case 3
Some people, especially men, were waiting for train to arrive at JE station,
whose eyes are like preying on those seats inside
and do not give way to people inside,
who are really struggling to get out of the train.
response:
this lady wearing heels,
purposely stepping on those going-to-be-ouch leg
verdict:
haha.
seems a tit for a tat.
Case 4
some youngster nowadays are really waaaa.....
everyway they go with their stead, [still remember this term? haha]
they not only hold hand,
they sometimes hugged like one of them will topple if not,
or even kiss while walking blindly...
a passionate showing of PDA.
public display of affection
response:
some driver who always drive slowly,
who sometimes spot these people at night,
who will sometimes help them to 打灯,
simply by using the high beam lights,
from the slow vehicle...
verdict:
again, 2 very special group of people
安哥 KiaT always say 安哥话.
一种米养万种人.....
hence in this planet earth,
these interesting thing happens......
especially youngsters nowadays,
are really of different breed from the days of my era...
ah KiaT can still recall this incident....
Case 5
once upon a time,
on this SBS bus,
ah KiaT is with seeks, boarding the bus home...
and there is this 小莲花 and 小莲明,
who sat in the bus together,
talking about the hottest topic in their era....
which is non other than gangs,
and where to get cheap cigarettes...
haha....
and then this 小莲明 start playing his lighter [i spelled litter actually.]
especially he is sitting very near the petrol compartment there...
and all the commuters were looking at them yet doing nothing.
and seeks was telling ah KiaT,
to go and 好好 tell 小莲明 to keep his lighter...
and dunno why,
ah KiaT talked like talking to his recruits like that,
and seeks were totally shocked then...
and 小莲花 even has the cheek to stare at ah KiaT,
when he left the bus...
hahaha...
human behaviour.....
and recently,
Case 6
小莲花: hey i heard 老莲 recently join a gang eh, and ask me got 代子 must tell her, she will 照 me....
小莲莲: oh good for you lo. i don't need. i beri 乖乖 one....
[代子 = dai jee, 照 = look after]
hahaha...
sometimes its really interesting to listen to people's conversation...
human behaviour,
there are millions of them...
u may have better more interesting stories to share...
there are people who are
kiang tio ho, mai kay kiang type,
those super lo so type,
those who think the whole world is against them type,
those who laze around, thinking of $$ to drop type....
and many many more....
human behaviour are indeed interesting.
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