人若是衰 , 养鸟变公鸡

Waakarawuli is a Tamil space cial word ah Kiat learnt during his time in SPT....hahas.... try asking any Indian friends, maybe they can tell you... or call my friend, the Malaysian Referee, Mr Ravichandran....

and this is how he feels like saying now....

All his friends noe that he had contributed up to date, SGD220 to the government for parking fines. Haiz, on the fateful Wednesday, 140207, ah Kiat drove to East Coast Hawker Centre with Sheena, using her uncle's red Toyota Auntie....

[Okie, the Uncles call Altis as Auntie.... ya its true]


Time of Arrival : 2055
Date as @ Coupon : 2115


hence, when he came back from the dinner, he saw the dread white paper on the windscreen. His 1st thought: haiz, must be overshoot timing, nvm fine is only $6......

How he noe,
JJB,
[JJB = 金鸡百]

Summon was $30 as time of offence was earlier than time of coupon shown.... The time shown was 2055.

Okie, perhaps ah Kiat is too hungry, eat too much time le, BUT then again, he is pissed as when he teared the kok pun, he sees no Fatimah around... Hence he heong for 2115..... But couldnt be the Fatimah reached at 2055 sharp as by the time ah Kiat tears finish his Kok Pun, the time is around 20:58:17.....


Haiz...





人若是衰 , 养鸟变公鸡

ah Kiat is going to shoot email to Premas le.... hahas.. But who can help him draft his email, wait alot of enguish mistakes.... then the people there sure laugh until stomache.... LOL.....

wif the GST rising, ah Kiat is not going up his contribution to $250 lo..... arrgghhh....



ps:
1) 金鸡百 is not a vulgarity, as it can be found in youtube explanation.
2) Kok Pun = Coupon
3) Heong = Bet against Heng Suay....
4) 人若是衰 , 养鸟变公鸡 is pronounced in Hokkien and it sound fluent..