I was there..........

I was there, always there,

where the Lions were fighting in Bangkok,
where my friend, Thai king was sitting at the VIP stand,
where the Suphachalasai Stadium turned Yellow,
where Singapore conceded a soft goal,
where Noh Rahman threw his body on the line,
where Khairul Amri scored that winning goal,
where we were crowned 3 times Asean Champion,

ya, ah Kiat was there........ at Chevron attending his Cousin's wedding... hahaas...


Haiz... because of the wedding, ah Kiat missed soccer with his pals in the morning, and the Asean Cup Final, and Manchester United trashing Spurs......


Ya, U may asked...

Why guys like soccer so much?? What's so interesting about 22 men chasing after a ball, and 1 KUKU man, who likes black shirt, seeing 22 men chasing the ball.... lol

Well, this answer will never be found in the textbook or Soccer's 10 years series. [Not to worry, i doubt this question will come out in the Prelims this coming month]

haha... only Real Fans Understand....
Why do Guys Love Soccer so much??



Adapted from Book of Kiatism, 17th Edition [Published 2006]
Chapter 16, Section 2(1c) states:
The Love for Soccer is Equivalent to The Love for Doing Tutorial....

Chapter 54, Section 4(2) states:
The Satisfaction that a guy gets from seeing a Goal is Equivalent to The Satisfaction a Girl gets from getting a Shopping Mall as her present...

Chapter 13, Section 3 states:
ie: X is the Utility of the no of soccer matches U can watch.
To maximise X, U need to find the Equilibrium Point where 2CM.[2 curves meet]. ie: finding the point where u can watch the match peacefully without ur partner disturbing u...



okies.... done with the analysis.... Agree????
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